Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why
                 a deadline was missed or a project failed 
                  and who was responsible.

Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day
              swimming upstream only to get screwed and
               die in the end.

Irritainment - Entertainment and media spectacles
                that are annoying but you find yourself
                 unable to stop watching them. 
                  The O.J. trials were a prime example.

Chainsaw Consultant - An outside expert brought in to reduce
                       the employee head count, leaving the 
                        brass with clean hands.

Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected
               of planning to leave the company or department soon.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error
         message "404-URL Not Found," meaning that the 
          requested web page could not be located. 
           Used as in: "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

Ohno-Second - That minuscule fraction of time in which 
               you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the shit
                          out of an electronic device to 
                           get it to work again.

Cube Farm - An office filled with cubicles.

Idea Hamsters - People who always seem to 
                 have their idea generators running.

Mouse Potato - The on-line, wired generation's
		 answer to the couch potato.

Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly
                   in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up
                    over the walls to see what's going on.

Swiped Out - An ATM or credit card that has been rendered
             useless because the magnetic strip is worn 
              away from extensive use.

Alpha Geek - The most knowledgeable, technically proficient
              person in an office or work group.

Sea Gull Manager - flys in, makes a lot of noise, 
                    shits all over everthing, then leaves.