It's Football Season Again. Something to offend just about everyone...

(1) What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?
                     (-----Drool.)
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?
                     (-----A full set of teeth.)
(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?
                    (-----Grease her hips and push like hell.)
(4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?
                    (-----Pay him for the pizza.)
(5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs?
                    (-----To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.)
(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?
                    (-----The senior who knew the recipe graduated.)
(7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?
                    (-----Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.)
(8) What are the longest three years of a Nebraska' football player's life?
                    (----His freshman year.)
(9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf?
                    (----To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.)
(10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
                    (-----None, That's a sophomore course at OSU.)
(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
                    (-----Lafayette, IN ...He knew that the police would 
                               never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.)
(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?
                    (-----Everyone there has the same DNA.)
(13) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
                    (----You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on 
                           Sunday, and for picking up trash the rest of the week.)